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"Control Your Pets"
(Lyrics: M. Novak, D. Wyant - Music: K. Johnson)

When it comes to pets, who is in control
The humans think they rule by constant cajole
The human’s chore is to train, feed and pay
There is no time off it’s a job everyday.

Tasks must be done for pets to be civilized
With all the time and money spent the outcome’s a surprise
A loyal friend for life is the human’s reward.
In the end all inconveniences are ignored

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Control your pets who’s really in control
Control your pets we know who pays the toll
Control your pets you both have a role
Control your pets who has the purist soul

Well, bark out your orders the humans might listen
Make the demand, don’t ask for permission
The humans yell and scream but we know what they say
But we own the scene at the end of every day

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Some critters are more than just pets
Their service and love they always express
There are problems with pets but always solutions
Parents be sure to control your pet humans

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